Mike and Anthony's Soda Pop Culture Club: Celebrating movies of the 80's, 90's and beyond

F9 The Fast Saga

August 27, 2021 Mike and Anthony
Mike and Anthony's Soda Pop Culture Club: Celebrating movies of the 80's, 90's and beyond
F9 The Fast Saga
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Here they go again. Mike and Anthony are almost at the finish line with the Fast & Furious Saga. Today they take on F9, where we have a new wrestler-turned-actor, and another cameo from a rapper. The formula continues. We also find out that Dom has more family than we knew about, and Cipher is still trying to control the whole flipping world. And, of course, the guys have to discuss...the Fiero...in space. Yes, it happened. If this isn't considered jumping the shark, nothing is.

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Anthony:

parting words on it like the hood of the car is a goddamn bounce house.

Michael:

Well, I suppose will tell you the hood of the car you know what it's made out of my pillows. Oh Welcome to franchise Fridays I'm Mike at Anthony's Soda Pop Culture Club as you know me and my co host Antwan

Anthony:

Yoda is a puppet with a hand up his ass.

Michael:

Start started tackling the Fast and Furious franchise. But before we get to that, don't forget to visit our website, Soda Pop Culture Club comm where you can buy some merch, listen to every episode, make movie suggestions and check out our release schedule. Also, make sure to follow subscribe and rate our podcasts. And it would also be super if you were to share it with some friends so they too can enjoy it. Maybe check out our Instagram at Mike and Anthony. Those types of things. And I did want to do one more thing because at the front of this is I want to say spoiler alert. What do you think of that? Anthony?

Anthony:

That's a spoiler alert.

Michael:

Yeah, because f nine is so new that there's somebody that could listen to this that didn't watch it.

Anthony:

I hate to tell people not to listen, but if you haven't watched the movie yet, and don't want to be spoiled, don't listen.

Michael:

Yeah, I mean, although if you listen to I don't think it's gonna be spoiled. I can tell you this. Everybody lives. On the good guys. I mean, that's not spoiling anything. Right now. We know that all the time. Yeah. I mean, how can they have 10 and 11? I'm wondering like,

Anthony:

by 11 Are we going to have like, mass, fuckin genocide or what like, Are people going to be falling?

Michael:

I'm wondering if we're gonna get that Star Wars moment. Did you watch the the Star Wars where where Han Solo died? Spoiler alert.

Anthony:

Han is not dead in Star Wars or this movie.

Michael:

So yeah, when he when he died. I mean, that was a big moment. I wonder if we're gonna get that with like Dom or ledi. or? Yeah, no, I don't think I think Vin Diesel's hubris will not allow him to die. Until the last movie. I don't I think cuz I think there's an ego issue. And that's why the rock won't work with them. So I don't know that, that that will ever happen. But it would be interesting if he were to die before the last movie.

Anthony:

I mean, he should be long dead already. If you watch these movies. Yeah.

Michael:

Yeah, he should be.

Anthony:

What's

Michael:

so tell we know what we're doing now?

Anthony:

What are we doing? We're doing f nine which after watching it should have been named What the

Michael:

f but whatever. That's what we're doing nine saga, the saga of the Fast and Furious saga. And what's uh, do you have a synopsis on this one?

Anthony:

Um, well. There's cars and explosions and shit and dogs got a brother international spy. So john cena has now become awesome powers apparently.

Michael:

But a better better much fit very more fit version of them.

Anthony:

Yes. So this is this is our big mystery reveal for this particular episode is Dom has a brother and we get flashbacks to then ciphers and ciphers back.

Michael:

And there's a and there's another world changing thing. They got to get to keep it from happening. And that's pretty much it. But we'll get into it. So let's get it to you when we get into the fun things we do. And so you can get some shit. Let's get some let's get some shit.

Anthony:

Yeah, I guess I'm shit.

Michael:

Yeah. Does that like cuz? I don't know. As a man, I feel my testosterone rise when I hear a car. Rev. I don't know about you. You don't have testosterone. My progesterone rise.

Anthony:

There you go.

Michael:

So, uh, yeah, and I knew that. Hey, do you know what the budget was on this movie? Not a clue. Um,

Anthony:

but so far, recent installments, we were in the 200 plus million range. Right. So well I guess that's like what we've been at. I think so I'm gonna say this is probably around there. Because we have more crazy unbelievable can't ever fucking happen stunts and shit like that.

Michael:

Hands up.

Anthony:

Better.

Unknown:

Yeah.

Anthony:

So I'm going to say, hey, shit, I don't know 250 million.

Michael:

You are over. It's only 200 million. Oh, wow. Yeah, so this one wasn't like. And I think in seven, I think they spent more than money on CGI dude into the movie than they did anything, probably. And the last one is probably because it was in the winter play in a cold place. Maybe they weren't really there. So they probably CGI dead shit, too, is all about that. They film these warm tropical climates. And that's where it all happen. So there you go. What do you think that it's made so far in the box office? Because that's the key is this is a pandemic year. And, you know, attendance isn't like it always has been.

Anthony:

So for anybody listening right now. Obviously, we record the show before it comes out. And this is in the series. So we're doing this one, you know, a couple weeks before it's actually going to air. So right now, just so so we're in the beginning of August right now.

Unknown:

Yes. Okay.

Anthony:

So what's today the fourth, fifth? Fifth, fifth. Okay, so August 5 2021. Right now. So what has it made so far? Um, now, I know it opened to like 30 million. I think the first weekend was something like that.

Michael:

In the United States United States.

Anthony:

So um, I like

Michael:

this includes international by the I know,

Anthony:

I have no clue. I'm just going to say um, let's say it's sat 260 million.

Michael:

You are way below the mark. Am I this movie? Actually, yes. This like a pandemic year with its gross internationally is 643 million so far.

Anthony:

Shit.

Unknown:

Yeah,

Anthony:

cuz I didn't. I mean, I was. I was kind of thinking it's probably not gonna hit a billion. But

Michael:

it may not. But you want something? It's, it's tripled its budget, which means you are going to get a 1011 Yeah. Now thinking of that, what do you think the aggregate score of the critics is? What do you think they think of this movie?

Anthony:

Oh, God. Um, you're one of them? Yeah, that's why I don't want to include mine in it because it'll be low. A 68%.

Michael:

little high. It's only 59. Okay, so then it's still on the plus side, just not super. But what do you think the audience thinks of this? And you're one of those two? Well, it's

Anthony:

done 600 million in a pandemic. So even though we're at the tail end of it, hopefully we'll see. I'm 82% you fucking cheater. I am that is really

Michael:

say he's a cheater but I know he's not that's a great fucking guess. It I'm wondering as we go along, and the more you do this, is this more like, just you've got that feeling for it? I look like I'm

Anthony:

I am thinking that, like I said, if it's done 600 fucking million already.

Michael:

It's not a billion so that way 90. They still

Anthony:

fucking love this shit. So.

Michael:

All right, there you go. Alright, so I'm gonna give you some reviews. I've got Peter Bradshaw of The Guardian. He says the gigantic steroidal or steroidal humungous sness of the Fast and Furious franchise has finally rolled over me like a tank. That's a positive. He loves it. You know? Okay, is it rolling over him? Wow. Okay, so now Anthony lane of The New Yorker that's in your neck of the woods. And his name is Anthony. He's, and his name is Anthony. Yes, true. It could have been you. The acting is of a soaring ineptitude. The deeper diesel emotes, the more he resembles a man who delved too much with sabi on his tuner roll. Wow. All right. Ah, fuck yeah. So yeah, that negative was a pretty fun one there.

Anthony:

That's a good one.

Unknown:

There you go. So let's get into this man. Do you want me to read first? Are you this is your baby. So you start off?

Michael:

All right, in 1989. So long ago, jack toretto participates in a race with his sons Dominic and Jacob and his pit crew. Dom argues with rival racer Kenny lender about his dirty tactics as the race resumes, lenders car clips. Jack's bumper and causes the car to hit a wall and explode, killing him. And I stopped here only because this is very important to the whole franchise, isn't it? Yeah.

Anthony:

This is the plan.

Michael:

Yeah. But I have a couple things I wanted to say one. I don't think little Dom looks like Dom now. Like, it's a totally different guy.

Anthony:

We've already said like, I don't care for either of these little Dom or little Jacob characters.

Michael:

The actor they could look I think the Jacob guy could grow up he could looks like that could be more realistic the way it is. Yeah, but little Dom doesn't even have the same head structure because they're both bald. They just like nose structure is a little different little Jacob looks like he's from the fucking outsiders. More than he looks like. Yeah, he's

Anthony:

a fast and furious movie in 1989.

Michael:

He's Zack Morris.

Anthony:

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't care for either of these guys. Not that they're bad actors. It just didn't like them in these parts.

Michael:

No, no, it just didn't work for me on that. I mean I the story they told is interesting but the the what they are who they am acting is not that great. But I will say this the crash is shitty to watch. But because the how the how his father dies and yeah, fucking open a fireball. But it was. It was and it shows why those fences are so fucking high at these tracks. Something you never think about? Oh, yeah, you do ever do.

Anthony:

Yeah, you do.

Michael:

I don't know. I guess. Yeah. I guess when a tire flies off of a Formula One card. Yeah, takes out nine people in a crowd. We they they raised them even higher at one point, I think because of that. So and that was after 1989. So there you go. Are you ready? Are you ready to read the next one, man?

Anthony:

I'm ready. Okay, so now we get back to the we're in the president. Two years after the confrontation against cyber terrorists cipher. Dom is retired raising his son Brian with his life with his wife ledi. Rowan, Tesh and Ramsey arrive which freaks them out. It's like getting the bunker guns out. Let's go. You expected anybody. Ah. Okay, so they're ready. Water Heaters broke again. You know, that's just price thing. That's the price you pay. price you pay for peace. And so they arrive with news, Mr. Nobody capturing cipher with his plane then being attacked by rogue agents and crashing into Mana kinto a fictional location in Central America. Dom agrees to help them after realizing Jacob is involved. Searching his we find out his spoiler his brother searching the plane they find part of a device named Aries which can hack in any computer controlled weapon system. The team then ambushed by a private army led by Jacob who steals the device in a really fucked up crazy way getting snatched by a stealth plane in midair. We'll get to that later. But the team Ronnie boos with Michael stasiak in route to their safe house after the crash DOM is arrested after nearly beating Linder to death. Which I think you've fucked up your notes.

Michael:

Did I fuck up my notes you fucked up. Oh, well, okay, I shut up. And then flashback. I should have put flashback. Because they do that how they broke this up was in that scene. So that's that is what it is. But anyways, let's, let's get to the beginning of this is Dom trying to create a super mechanic and little B. Is he like, you know, he's asking he's like a little not that fucking old and he's trying to grab the right tools and shit. three eighths with a six inch extension.

Anthony:

Are you sure? Wow, you you know this? All right. Always be precise.

Michael:

Wow, fucking a man.

Anthony:

Boom.

Michael:

I watched I watched it now three times.

Anthony:

I've watched it twice.

Michael:

I don't even fuck I do remember that. I actually just I couldn't recall it. I find it interesting. The Dom now has an arsenal of fucking guns. Just sitting in his garage and they have a plan. It reminds me of once again, it reminds me of a Star Wars you know, Rogue One. When the beginning of the movie that guy comes down and they make the little girl goes, I know.

Anthony:

You have they have to be ready. They know that people could show up at anytime,

Michael:

anytime bad people could show up. So it's like you gotta have you gotta have a hideout plan.

Anthony:

You gotta I gotta say one thing though. This is very interesting. Because when Rome and Taj and Ramsey show up, like we want to call but you got to have a phone to be called, you know? So it's like they don't have phones. Which I? Because obviously, you don't want phones because you don't want to be tracked to where you are. Yep. But at the same time, how can you fucking live out in the middle of nowhere with no way to contact like, what if there's a fire? You know, what are you going to do? How are you going to get help for anything?

Michael:

This is Dom the fire will just go around him. He won't burn. Yeah, that's true. It won't burn him. He'll just family and it'll go around. He

Anthony:

will rip the door. Off the tractor and fan out the fire with the tractor door.

Michael:

That's what No, no, he'll pull his sleeveless shirt off and then fan it with that because that never gets hurt either.

Anthony:

I know. His fucking muscle shirts are like fire retardant apparently.

Michael:

Everything Yeah. Oh man.

Anthony:

It's Teflon, but it just looks like cotton.

Michael:

Yeah,

Anthony:

it's a kotlin Mr. Nobody? Yeah,

Michael:

Mr. Nobody he's like this super badass dude doesn't do you think he might know some better people to send this information to the DOM screw it Why are they the only ones out there ever sends things in

Anthony:

there that can get it done. They've

Michael:

gotten a gun from before. They're the Justice League. Oh, fuck, they're

Anthony:

like the jail hugs. Yeah, that's just league.

Michael:

Yeah, I just I don't think they're the team might think that. I like Hobbs stills exist. I know that he's not in this movie. But he's still is out there. In this world. Yeah. ahbs is probably a better choice. Yeah. But

Anthony:

anytime Hobbs needs to get something done. He calls on the team to

Michael:

Hobbs and Shaw are probably a better choice.

Anthony:

You know what they need like a DOM signal. Since he doesn't have Oh, shine the light up in the air. It's like,

Michael:

with a tank top and a wrench or have a satellite that shoots out a bright light since they can go into space now. So

Unknown:

spoiler alert.

Michael:

Um, but I love they know, they obviously they start they let it decide right away. She's going and obviously she gives the crucifix to the kid. Like, here you go. He gets his first family heirloom, I guess. Yes. Everybody in that family has one of those fucking things. They do. And now are we supposed to assume since she rides away on a motorcycle, is she now a motorcycle riding expert too? Well, yeah. Fuck that what they've been doing for two years training. The motorcycle riding skills. Yes,

Anthony:

they can do what

Michael:

you told me. I'm supposed to assume you. They're

Anthony:

superhuman. There's some backstory here. We don't even know yet. But they've been training and shits been implanted into them. And we still don't know what happened when she was working for Shaw back in the day. What kind of training she got there too.

Michael:

And did use it. Did you see how Dom decided to go? What did he ID on the picture? That made him go? Oh, I gotta go. He saw the fucking crucifix. Yeah, around. It all goes back to that damn heirloom. I'm telling you. I wouldn't have given it that kid. It's a curse. It's a fucking curse man. Toronto curse curse. So we're going after the areas and then this movie. You know what a MacGuffin is. Do you know what a MacGuffin is?

Anthony:

What is it? I've heard of it?

Michael:

It's a thing that moves the plot along but doesn't really matter in the end. Yeah. And I think that is what the areas is. Doesn't really matter. In the end, nothing really happens with it.

Anthony:

It's no it's just another thing like, what potential world changing device or artifact or whatever Do we have to keep on

Michael:

Eris? Keep out the ronghang device.

Anthony:

That's every movie now.

Michael:

What's the next thing you wonder? Right? So

Anthony:

was it because I didn't say anything? I'm just trying to think of what the next thing is going to be that

Michael:

oh, I don't know. I I can't I can't imagine it. But like we said, the only thing they haven't done in a previous when we talked about time travel and time travel. Yeah. That's that that has to be like we have to take it to a place where it's even more preposterous than he is right now.

Anthony:

Which is getting harder.

Michael:

Now when they go after this Aries This is when the outrageousness of this movie starts and I love it. I love every bit of it. I know I love I love the I love when Rome gets cornered eight it gets his AK out and he shoots all those people down.

Anthony:

Aha.

Michael:

And I love that and then later on he looking at his best he gets the holes through the hell.

Anthony:

You got shot like

Michael:

you didn't die. This movie became really self aware with that. The minefield I love that where they're driving through that and you know, you have to go at least 80 mile an hour which road can't do. No,

Anthony:

not that fucking tank.

Michael:

No, no, nothing. I love all of that. I like it when his car gets hit in the back with with mine. And he says My ass is in Waco. I love that. I don't think that was I think it's like I thought some of the best lines in the movie. Yeah. When you think about the movie lines and you don't like

Anthony:

yeah, that says a lot about the movie right there. One of the better lines Yeah.

Michael:

I like another lady catch. Did you like the lady catch? And this one really catches her on the hood?

Anthony:

Yes, just like we've seen many times.

Michael:

I but yeah, but this one you know it was reminiscent I

Anthony:

was but God dammit and she's absolutely fine. She was a good 80 feet in the air. She gets knocked off her motorcycle in mid fucking air loops around. She lands right on the fucking hood doesn't roll off or anything just lands on it and she's good. D like she's good. She fucking lands on it like the hood of the car is a goddamn bounce house.

Michael:

Let's also tell you the hood of the car. You know what it's made out of? My pillows. Oh, the my pillow guy probably gave them free pillows.

Anthony:

But at the same time they're also bulletproof pillows because Dom always gets a funnel it washes on a motorcycle. Take all the fucking gunshots I gotta calm down. Calm down for you. Now

Michael:

the next thing The next thing that I love is when when? Because him and him and Jacob are going in at it going down the mountain right? Yeah, before they get to the end of the thing. Tez crosses the bridge on their Jeep.

Anthony:

And bridge. Yeah, that is falling.

Michael:

Well, it's not a rope bridge. It's a steel tension wire. Like bridge it's meant for vehicles to go across but it but something hit it that another vehicle hit it causing it to fall and they somehow drove that thing up. I thought that was a great fucking scene.

Anthony:

It's stupid. It's not possible.

Michael:

It's no it's not but it's fun. Can you find you say it's fun? Can you see the fun in it?

Anthony:

I Dude, I'm gonna tell you right now. We're gonna get into some of this with some some things. But we are getting very fucking Looney Tunes in these movies. Now. I am saying listen, I am seeing them do the same shit that I saw the coyote do. And the Road Runner. We're getting on that fucking level here.

Michael:

Right and wait. And the next thing that happens is Jacob's jet car. Our jet right like the US in the woods. We didn't know at the time and this movie was the magnets you know? clunk. Yes, saddam. That's pretty badass. That's pretty badass. You gotta admit. That's very James Bond. I think that's what this series is doing is it's upping the ante but giving you that James Bond moment escapes, like, you know, things that are just narrow, you know, gives you the entertainment. It's, it's it's that roller coaster ride. You weren't Did you not like it?

Anthony:

It's the ride a roller coaster. When the track falls apart. The roller coaster falls down and people die. You don't drive up. Not always stir and keep going.

Michael:

Yeah, you do. Well, his wheels are still on the wood. I mean, he could have still gone up that. Um, um,

Anthony:

I got to point out one thing that we we skipped over before we got to this whole rescue op thing. Yeah, before DOM and Letty, both come on the mission. They have the discussion lead, he says are they they're bright? Or Dom talks about how Brian and Mia got out of the game when they became parent parents? Because we've already talked about this before. No, they fucking didn't. They got out of the game when they became parents two times over because the first kid apparently was important enough to get out of the game. But then yeah, the second one now Okay, we got to get out of game.

Michael:

Two kids two kids is the limit. So you didn't have to have a second fucking kid and then we can talk about it right then you can. Dom and Letty don't have any kids. Dom has a kid with another woman.

Anthony:

So that's more reason to be like, I'm gonna go do what I do. Because ain't my kid.

Michael:

Oh, man. Yeah. But back to what we were on. The next thing is your favorite part is movie and that is Tom's car swing.

Anthony:

The car swing.

Michael:

It's amazing. I love that. Here's the thing. What I love about it is that it's preposterous that a car you would know to do that, and it would, but the landing still stuck. Like sucked. It was still it rolled the car. It wasn't like yeah, landed perfectly and floated down. So it wasn't so positive that they made that happen. It

Anthony:

wasn't so preposterous, really. First, right before Of course, got to hit the nos. Before we get to the fucking last rope hanging to connect fun. gotta hit the nos make sure you catch that fucker. And then as you do it, turn the wheel so your turn the steering wheel so the actual wheel locks and gets the rope wrapped around it. And then as you go up and swing around like Georgia, the fucking jungle then you land way over on the next mountain roll and then the thing actually that you just that rope that you locked around your wheel gets disconnected somehow. So it doesn't take you back down, broke. It breaks up broke as

Michael:

he rolled up onto the thing. Ah, okay. I'm just saying that you know, things happen, you know, things happen. Things happen. So and then go ahead,

Anthony:

cipher, we find out is back with another shitty Yeah,

Michael:

we already knew that kinda because they said that they captured cipher in the day,

Anthony:

but then we see her with a new shitty hairdo.

Michael:

Oh yeah, that bowl cut Fuck that. Now stasiak makes an appearance again. I think that's pretty cool. He does another favor. This is like and then he's done he gets them where they need to go

Anthony:

because like stasiak now at this point looks like Owen Wilson stunt double.

Michael:

Yeah, he should be he should definitely

Anthony:

double when he first shows up me for a second. I'm like, oh Wilson's in this fucking broken nose now. He does look like Owen Wilson was like, holy shit. And I just funny because, you know, you know, we watched Loki. So seeing own wills. Yeah. So you know, it's kind of fresh in my mind. When I first saw him, I was like, oh and Wilson's and I'm like, Oh, shit. Now it's not.

Michael:

Yeah, he's not it. Now that we did have the flashback I forgot to write in there. And then young Dom runs into lender while he's with the car. Yeah, and, and Dom and Jacob. And he called him he called them useless. I think I would have beat his ass myself. If he called me names and shit. Yeah, right after you killed my father died after I'm very, very fresh in my mind. Yeah, but I probably would have beat his ass and then eventually it was up. Dom was kind of defending himself. Because the guy like touched him first. So like, why that's why I never understood why is he in jail. He has a witness from he has the old guy, Michael ruckers character. Yeah. And he has his brother saw him hit him. He Why is he Why do you have to go to jail for something he you know, Linder punched him. That's why I don't get I get he was excessive afterward. But I don't know if they put him in jail for that. I don't I don't know that he any any meaningful time. It could have been like six months in probation. Like, I don't know, Dan.

Anthony:

He did two years. So it's not like he was in there for a decade.

Michael:

That's a long that's a long time though. Compared to what it probably should have been. That's his first it. Well, we I don't know. Maybe it's not his first offense.

Anthony:

Right? We don't know. So.

Michael:

So Okay, are you ready to read? Read this next one that you write or is it It's me. It's me, right? I read this one, right? Yeah, it's mine. Okay, I got ya. Meanwhile, Jacob meets with Otto his associate cipher. After failing to suede Jacob tells the other half of Aries is an Edinburgh, Dom meets his father's former mechanic buddy, who took Jacob in after his exile and learns that Jacob is in London, Dom sister Mia arrives to help Brian is on reluctantly it allows her to join them. While serving his sentence. He recalls that Jacob had worked on Jack's car. The day he died and concludes that Jacob killed their father. Upon release, Don confronts and challenges Jacob to a race forcing him to leave town when he loses. That wasn't a flashback By the way, your team learns that Han Lu is connected to Aries and let me go to Tokyo to investigate Roman and Tez recruit Shawn Boswell, Twinkie and Earl who who have been working on a rocket Car At A German airbase in London Dom meets Queenie Shah, who gives him Jacobs location. Don confronts Otto and Jacob who tell Dom to leave auto has Dom arrested but laser an old friend of DOM, cardi B. rescues him. I had to have that fucking Yeah, let him be fine Han still alive along with his Ward, l or le I think maybe it's out.

Anthony:

Yeah, so here we are. Again, what new? We need a new wrestler and a new rapper in this movie. So this time we go with john cena and cardi B. Just keep it up

Michael:

and you're right it is becoming formula keeping up with

Anthony:

Yeah, now I'm Shawn and Twinkie. Sean has turned into a complete fucking nerd somehow.

Michael:

Yeah, I don't understand this. I

Anthony:

know why they made him to such into such a dork.

Michael:

They did they made him a dork. And when he went over there, that's not the type of character he wasn't drift at all. No. And Twinkie wasn't either. Well, Twinkies still Twinkie in this he hooked him up with this gig where they're making rockets. right but but the other and I guess I guess the other guy's probably a dork. But Sean was never that dork.

Anthony:

We also the one thing as far as when Dom raised his brother get down and you don't come back? Yeah. When the fuck is anybody in these movies? gonna learn that if you hit the nos first you're gonna fucking lose. Every time you're openodds first you lose the race.

Michael:

You're a Buster

Anthony:

roster.

Michael:

Ah, it's so true man. And you know, we were all waiting for it. We're watching that movie and you're like saying, Don't do it. Don't do it. You did it. And he does. And he did it. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. That is that is a kind of crazy. I think that the they and the Gnostic, I think they really did recycle some feelings for people on purpose. Milton stojan those I really think they did that. How many times you think we're gonna be shown a Boogeyman? Like we're saying like the world changing Boogeyman device? Like, is it every movie?

Anthony:

At least two more because they're gonna be 1011. So at least two more times?

Michael:

Yeah. Yeah. And what I found interesting. Did you notice that young dog wore sleeves? So what happened to prison change him he wasn't as jacked up

Anthony:

as he got in the sleeves just wouldn't fit anymore.

Michael:

Although, you know, he did two years in prison. I will say if I was dumb, I'd be a little pissed that my brother wasn't there to pick me up. Or someone, somebody. I mean, he has a sister and a brother sister is probably a little young.

Anthony:

I thought I'd give her a pass. If I did two years in prison. I'd be wearing more clothes when I got out. not less.

Michael:

That's true. But I'd be picking you up. I promise. Thank you. Because you probably be in prison for burying a dead body for me. I don't know dying on me.

Anthony:

I'd send you an Uber.

Michael:

Thanks. Now, a few things on that race with him. Like you said the race of Jacob. He does his patented wheelie launch. We do love that right off the block. Yep. Now here's one. Here's something that disturbs me. He goes and visits buddy, right? Yeah. And the race track looks like shit. I don't think it's being used anymore. It seems some better days. But he's asking buddy where he's at. And buddy gets a beer. He'll take one fucking drink of that Corona. I

Anthony:

know. I know.

Michael:

Why is that? I don't

Anthony:

know. Dom always drinks the corona. Dom always drinks the Rona. Maybe you're like, I'm too mad to drink Corona right now.

Michael:

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Or maybe just accept beer from YouTube. Jacob Ben. I'm

Anthony:

not drinking your beer.

Michael:

That's it's a it's a person. It's a personal feelings type of thing. So now the now the how you dude have here's my thing. Dom had this postcard he had gotten from Han the whole time. Yeah. So the DOM No, he was alive and maybe had a feeling

Anthony:

now he didn't.

Michael:

You don't think so? Because

Anthony:

when you see him hug Han when they finally meet face to face. You know, he thought he was dead. And then you see Jacob I thought then you see in this past a little bit, but then you see Jacob looking out the his cell at the hug. And you can tell he's sad because he needs a hug. Because it was in a second grade report. Oh, oh,

Michael:

yeah, you're right. Yeah. You're right. He wishes he had that. He you know, he's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous. I get it. I get. Now I will say this. They had to show me as toreto street cred in this movie. And how they did it was when she sitting down with ledi. And they're eating that have an awkward thing where she's picking up the same piece of food and dropping it over and over again. And have you noticed that the noodle until she put it in her mouth until she put it in her mouth picked it up over and over again. But But she she had to say well, I broke into the police records. You know,

Anthony:

I don't think she was doing that. I think she was kind of like stirring it up. You got to get it in the bra.

Michael:

No, no, no, no, I watched it three times. I'm telling you I watched it it was up and down, up drop up and drop up and then finally put the fucking thing in her mouth. It's like, it was weird. But But she had street cred

Anthony:

is that the first time we've seen in this whole franchise a girl eating something?

Michael:

I think so.

Anthony:

I was thinking Well,

Michael:

did you sell anything? No hon always think we ever

Anthony:

see a girl eat food except until now. And the

Michael:

whole series about cha cha Chas?

Anthony:

You never saw them eat they were having coffee at the end of the meal.

Michael:

Okay, so no food okay no food no we had a dinner date right

Anthony:

one dinner date with the bride eating tuna sandwiches we see honey and everything he can fucking get his hands on you know we don't ever see a girl actually eat food until that scene I don't think how

Michael:

can they if they want to keep those skinny tight acids that you see in all these races

Anthony:

but how are they going to beat the shit out of people without some fucking protein?

Michael:

I it's a it's a it's a quandary we don't know how to get out of it's a it's an all it's some we can't do. Now I want I want a movie. I do want a movie with just the Sean Boswell's crew. Do you want that movie?

Anthony:

I don't want any more of these movies.

Michael:

I'm saying already had tokyo drift, but I don't think we got if we got the dork. The dork movie. I think that'd be better than the movie we got in Tokyo Drift.

Anthony:

Oh, I would take that over. Yes, I would take that. It's not that I want any more. But I would take that and replace plenty of them with that.

Michael:

Or how about a 10 episode Netflix series? Okay. Okay, that'd be that would do it that would do. What do you think about Win Win row. meet some see Rome is good you so your name is Twinkie Are you ding dong and snowball.

Anthony:

snowball?

Unknown:

Yeah,

Michael:

man. So um, so moving on Queenie. That's the Shaw's mother did she drop him off there cuz she got paid to drop him off air? Or did she do it because she knew Dom wanted to go there to Jacob at that big mansion. Did cuz she said someone else paid her to capture him for them. Did she do it but she did she make money doing it knowing that Dom wanted to do that anyways, or did she do something that Dom didn't want to do? That's what I want to know. Was it uh, I don't even know. Oh, God wanted to go there. And she got paid. Okay, that's everyone wins. Everyone wins. Everyone wins. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so anyways, my only note on cardi B is she is a bad actress. And I didn't need it.

Anthony:

Didn't need it at all. Yeah.

Michael:

And the final thing on this is Mia now is in martial arts expert. Yes. As we saw in the fight, so that's what she's been doing for two years, I

Anthony:

think. Yeah. prize. Men learn. Learn to fly. I bet she can fly now to

Michael:

Yeah, so you can do some things. And Han had some baggage and he must have had this baggage the whole time in Tokyo Drift, but we didn't know it because no, he had this kid while he was doing that. Because because he didn't because he did the thing before he died for Mr. Nobody right.

Anthony:

Allegedly died. Well, you

Michael:

know what I mean? Yes. Before he allegedly died. Mr. Nobody had already hooked up with them when he moved back there, as we saw on that scene, right. And here he is. And he

Anthony:

had a kid. And we didn't know these are in we also. We didn't know Joe Zell worked for Mr. Nobody until then. That was another

Michael:

which makes you wonder I told you to Zell could still be alive because she we didn't see her body. We just saw her fall off the thing.

Anthony:

Yeah, but I don't know how Mr. Nobody could have faked that death by weight jacket. Now.

Unknown:

You know what?

Anthony:

Hold on. Now you got me thinking though, because when Han said not not bad when they showed him the fake death. And then Mr. Noble Yeah, like, he's like, I've done better.

Michael:

Yeah. Hey,

Anthony:

later Who knows?

Michael:

Maybe it already done that and we didn't know it. Yeah, so there you go. So okay, so we need to move on. So you go ahead and read the next thing.

Anthony:

Alright, so now tezz Rome, and Ramsey joined DOM and Edinburg where Jacob is using electromagnet to steal the second Aries device Tez Roman find the truck containing the electromagnet and have to beat down two guys with cauliflower ears who are posing as delivery guys, because he ordered a pair of crocs three weeks ago as they fight autos Ben Ramsay commandeers the truck to chase after auto dominar subs Jacob and the to fight throughout the city heads going through walls fiscal and through walls very Tom and Jerry s care where Domme silhouette is. In a fucking doorway. Boom right through the fucking wall. So we've got one, coyote and Roadrunner shit. We've got Tom and Jerry shit going on. We are straight up Looney Tunes in this movie. Before auto can extract Jacob Ramsay runs his car off the road and uses the electromagnet to capture Jacob. And Ramsey also can't drive. She's a virgin driver.

Michael:

Who can't drive. Oh, yeah. That's funny, but I think clueless comes out on Monday after perfect I think isn't it? Yeah, it's

Anthony:

time. Oh,

Michael:

I think it is funny how Rome does notice them by their ears. Like Yeah, I guess shows he does see details. He does. Yeah, and I think it's fucking hilarious when the magnets on and test is chain flies on to find out it's fake. How much you say that? Oh, yeah, I mean, that would be a shitty way to find out. I'm just saying. So. Um, and then Ramsey stealing the truck there in that. And she didn't know what at first that's what's really weird is like, it's a whole like, like, Did she not know where they were going? Couldn't she track them to like, I don't even know what's going on here. Like, wouldn't she have known where they're at? Because like they all track each other?

Anthony:

Yeah, but she can't type and drive at the same time. Well, okay, now she's got

Michael:

all them tracking so and they eventually yelled at a Ramsey the thing in the name she helped him on there. And now here's the other thing. Would nobody in fucking Scotland or Edinburgh Scotland notice a guy's zip lining across the fucking town. Just like

Anthony:

I don't think people didn't notice but what are you going to do? Stop that man. Yeah, like yeah, sure people saw is a fucking guy up there. See Spider Man and shit

Michael:

but figure the cops would at least start mobilizing. I'm trying to figure out where it's going.

Anthony:

I Well, maybe they helicopter but no. helicopter flying around at that time.

Michael:

No, but it could probably within it could probably get up pretty quick.

Anthony:

He's like, zip lining probably for like 10 seconds.

Michael:

Yeah, but He even took time to stop and then shoot it again. Fuck him. Fuck him and his zip line. Now. I like the magnet gag. I do like it. But don't you think it was already done and Breaking Bad differently

Anthony:

differently. But

Michael:

we've seen this. We only seen it. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. We've seen this. We've sang it's bitch.

Anthony:

We've seen for two so

Michael:

yeah, but the magnet thing seems like very derivative of that. Like, they just took it to another level and this.

Anthony:

Yeah, this was like their thing. Well,

Michael:

I do think you've smiled just a little bit. When Rome said not even a scratch. After they were done.

Anthony:

Rome is finally getting nothing It was.

Michael:

Yeah. And speaking of that, which fight Do you like more DOM and Jacobs or DOM and rock?

Anthony:

Dom and Jacobs was beyond stupid. I told you this is Looney Tunes. Now, our heads going through your walls, the wall and just leaving like that. Like it is like Looney Tunes character going through a wall. And you see their silhouette. It's exactly what it was.

Michael:

Yeah, you're right. It is. So come on. Now the one last thing. Yeah,

Anthony:

you're concussed at least after that. probably dead.

Michael:

And your shirt has to have a few more stains than it exactly

Anthony:

so all of a sudden now we know that they are Justice League but the DOM he's more Wolverine at this point. He's got adamantium.

Michael:

Oh, Harry generates

Anthony:

that. Yes, but he's got Adam anti empty. That's how he can go through a fucking wall. And just be fine. His head through a doorway.

Michael:

Yeah, I think Rome is the the guy. The girl in the second Deadpool movie. That just is lucky. Yeah, no, it's

Unknown:

Yeah, that's luck.

Anthony:

When you're talking about the magnet, though. I got thrown there. Yeah, when they pull the magnet trick on Rome. Yeah. Takes a spoon away. It turns everything on. Oh, yeah. Got your you got your too fast too. Furious throwback. There. We go. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm just like that too. Yep. Well, they

Michael:

do that. I think they've done that on purpose throughout this movie. And one more thing just the big fucking magnet it would have grabbed more than just Jacob in his car. Yeah, that thing if it is truly as strong as is all kinds of shit would be on a you'd have needles flying. And when they did that you saw shit fly through a window. And you know like there's there's probably somebody in there two people dead. There are people dead after that Chase. That's

Anthony:

how go like DOM is many bodies with Dom How come like the steroid needles in his fanny pack. Don't just suck him up onto the magnet.

Michael:

At the end of this movie, there is a body count. We'll get to that. Are you Are we ready for the next one is it's me right? It's your turn. Okay. Yep. Okay, auto auto recruit cipher at the safe house. Han reveals that he was assigned to protect L and Aries as ELLs DNA is its final component. When one of Mr. nobodies agents later revealed to be Jacob went rogue. They use decherd shot to fake Han's death and protect le auto attacks the safe house and freeze Jacob reveals that jack wanting to escape his debts, instructed Jacob to tamper with his car so he can intentionally throw the race. The plan failed due to lenders interference, Jacob and Otto kidnap Ellie and take the second Aries device. So yes. So this is where it gets interesting. This is where your comment comes into play when she in ciphers talking to Otto he's like oh, I'm Han Solo. Yeah, Luke Skywalker and just like you're a badass jet. I know you're not a badass Jedi. But what's what do you say?

Anthony:

Pop your hand up his ass.

Michael:

There you go. That's that's you know that. To me. That is probably the best line other than my ass is in toigo. That's probably the best line. She's the best actress. She

Anthony:

is. Yeah. So it makes sense.

Michael:

So she says she made the best line and delivered it. Well. That's that's pretty much it if and I found that the problem why Jacob is not as successful. as successful as he would like to be so far in this movie, is he wears too many sleeves. You think so? And he's a Toronto. He's a Toronto and I see him wearing sleeves at times. And I think that you really is a problem. That's a toreto kryptonite. I think it is. gets caught off. Yeah,

Anthony:

you're not as dynamic.

Michael:

Did you notice there was a stack of kegs in that same house? Yeah. And you want Are they the Belgian ale Janell?

Anthony:

I bet it is.

Michael:

Oh, yeah. So yeah, and like I said, I think Han was playing daddy the whole time and Tokyo Drift and we didn't know what the fuck? I thought. The exposition they give us it's called exposit Go ahead.

Anthony:

Here's why we didn't know that. Yeah, cuz the writers didn't know that till they wrote this fucking movie.

Michael:

Oh, yeah. Well, there's

Anthony:

that's why we didn't know about hon.

Michael:

Yeah, so here's what I was gonna that's what I was going into my next thing the the exposition of it telling the story to try and set up things. Yeah, I thought it was kind of lazy filmmaking is what I called it. I think what they should have done is before this came out, they should have given us a Han movie. That that bridged that gap for us. That would have been good. Yeah, it would have been fun. That would have been a great thing. Oh, because a Han movie.

Anthony:

You needed a solo movie?

Michael:

Oh, yeah. Exactly. And so just like I think twink and I think the thing is, is tokyo drift. You hate that movie, but if you take everything out of it and put it into a different context, those movies could be great telling those stories. That's what I think it is.

Anthony:

Oh, I'm sure there will be at this point. Just wait.

Michael:

Yeah.

Anthony:

More spin off?

Michael:

You think so?

Anthony:

Probably. I think with the haunt story, though. Yeah. I think they'll try them to see if they make money. I'm sure. Yeah, there's probably scripts floating around for all kinds of shit related to this.

Michael:

Yeah, I would agree. I would agree. I would say that. For me I felt my emotions were played with in this series. I think baton like how they go up and down and all that stuff. You know, really pissed me off that they really toyed with my emotions and and took my guy away and and you know, did all this bullshit just makes me very disappointed. Like he's back. Back to what

Anthony:

pawns back though. He's not dead.

Michael:

I know. I know. But they they. They really toyed with my emotions. It's the same for two movies. three movies. Really?

Anthony:

You're you're going all masters the universe Archer. You're pulling off? Yeah. Kevin Smith.

Michael:

I watched the first episode of that, by the way.

Anthony:

It's good.

Michael:

It I hate that thing. And not because of that, because I just think it's a shitty cartoon. That's why

Anthony:

well, it was a shitty card. Not in first place growing up.

Michael:

It's not a good one now. I don't know. It's not Rick and Morty. It's fun recording good.

Anthony:

It's good. Yeah, whatever. Anyways, well, whatever. I'm just saying. Right now people need to get off Kevin Smith fucking balls about killing he man First of all, he man's not gonna be dead. Like you know what happened? All this backlash started getting a tangent here but all this fucking backlash about Kevin Smith ruined it. Killed he man off. Did you know what this is? Because this is like he's getting hardcore backlash for this. This is a bunch of fucking 40 year old men having complete PTSD when optimist died in the fucking Transformers cartoon movie. It brought it all back. Yeah, that's what happened. They need to they need to quit crying and they're fucking butthurt

Michael:

it's not theirs. They don't own it is the artists thing. And if the artist wants to do it, go fuck yourself. Artists will

Anthony:

do it. Fucking great storyline.

Michael:

And it's a fucking cartoon. And you're gonna watch it so get over your fucking self. Yes. Anywho that's my problems. Now I just want to say about Domine Jacob, they're petty. They have some very petty family squabbles. So what I would call it but they turn into some shit people die over their family squabbles. Yeah. But I would say I love Dom's line. A good son would have said no. And a little brother would have come to me. Like now Tom is always one thing, you know? Yeah, it's family and you made a promise. But you still could. You could have said something is a no. Yeah. And I think it's Dom's fault that Ellie gets taken because he went and looked for them. And you know what I mean? Like, I know they were gonna be looking for anyways. But he brought her brought her to a place that fucking Jacob knows because he used to run operations out of there.

Anthony:

Bad Man, bad mood by DOM.

Michael:

Han should be a little pissed. That's all I'm saying. He's shipit you know? Now I will say I when when they're running away. There's that whole scene where he jumps down into the crowd. Dom does he jumps off the thing? Yeah tells them to go I think he This is where I think the little rift between him and the rock shows up because he does all the shit the rock would do would have done to those people up

Anthony:

yeah throwing those people well like he's doing all throwing all those dudes he's going back to though just Masters of the Universe because that was actually a note I had Dom has his he man moment grabs the two big fucking chains pulls the whole fucking thing down to take everybody down like really?

Michael:

yes yeah he does he takes them all it takes it all down and then that's where we get you know we get more flashbacks because he's near death or something. But

Anthony:

near death experience and he gets to go see everything that actually happened

Michael:

in the 70s charger and family and more you know if you take care of it just like your family, it'll be immortal.

Anthony:

And there we go advice now it's a near death experience but is it also kind of time travel? Because he gets to go back and see everything that happened

Michael:

So did we get did we get a time travel thing here we

Anthony:

got our first taste of it we got our first taste of it.

Michael:

We got we dipped our toe we dipped our toe Okay, so go Yeah, we dipped our toe into so go ahead read this next one. We're gonna we're gonna move on here is this fucking movie you hate we got to get through it.

Anthony:

All right, auto launches a satellite in orbit while Jacob and l activate Aries. They begin uploading Aries to the satellite. Moving throughout Tbilisi, an armored truck. And armored truck Dom letting me Ramsey and Han give chase to stop the upload is me and Han tried to break the truck or breach the truck. Auto betrays Jacob and reveals he's partnered with cipher, because he wants the hand out of his ass. He doesn't want to be that kind of puppet.

Michael:

throwing him off a different type of puppet

Anthony:

Domini is save Jacob. And with ridiculously Dom knocks the car over to catch Jacob. Again fall on a car you'll be fine. And he helps Dom access the truck using the rocket car and the Acme rocket car I'd like to call it because they strap a rocket on their ass and go into space. aromatouch enter orbit and destroy the satellite by driving through the fucking satellite. Stopping the upload cipher remotely flying a jet bombs a truck killing Otto and attempt to kill DOM. Dom uses the ricocheting truck to destroy ciphers playing while she escapes Dom amea reconcile with Jacob and Dom allows him to escape in his car, because somebody gave him a 10 second car wants as a second chance. Romance has reached the International Space Station looking like minions and are safely returned to Earth.

Michael:

So here's the thing with the Aries and I want to talk about did it look like it was like magically activated by our touch? Like it? It just you just touched it and like does it read DNA?

Anthony:

I don't know. Are there little pins in I guess stick in her hand or something?

Michael:

That's Yeah, like how's it doing? This? I don't know. Isn't magical?

Anthony:

Same I'm like, well, like we're it's her DNA. But what do I mean? Like fingerprint print fingerprint activated. That would have been even more believable,

Michael:

I guess realistic? Yeah, bio, a bio a bio thing like working scan your thumb bio.

Anthony:

Instead, we get that as touch the magic orb.

Michael:

She's magic. She's,

Anthony:

she's the sorcerer has to be there. Apparently.

Michael:

And they have to keep her alive. Why? Because she's the only one that can activate it ever. So if it ever deactivates they got to ever touch it.

Anthony:

She's the backup battery.

Michael:

Unless, unless they could take her blood out of her and just do a drop of blood on it. And that'll do it because it just needs the DNA. Right? Like I don't know. Does it have to be living DNA didn't say, I don't know. Maybe sir.

Anthony:

You just go Mortal Kombat. You stick your hand through her chest. rip it out. smear the blood on your hands and then touch the orb finish. Ah

Michael:

nos nos in the fear. Oh, man, what do you think of that? nos up NF hero.

Anthony:

I don't think I don't think I could handle nos in the first place.

Michael:

Well, remember, there's was a special ceramic really hard polymer type thing. You know? It's, it can't blow up. It can't like that's what they said. So that's what sets up the ramming thing. So you know, if they ram it the K there, it won't blow up because that that ceramic that he made. That's how they're making money. Obviously that's what they did.

Anthony:

So the fear Oh is a mortal.

Michael:

Mortal fear. I'll just take care of it. And now here's the thing. So Shawn, is he a CEO Pilot now

Anthony:

apparently flying a plane

Michael:

let's say that's what he's been doing the last four or five years, I guess. Learning to fly. He's a fucking jet pilot man. This is fucking weird, man. It just is. Yeah, although we saw in number seven he where he was still racing the cars so I don't know he jumped from there to fucking jet fly we don't know I yeah oh no

Anthony:

backstory Oh nothing

Michael:

no not at all he was supposed to be I mean we talked about it he was supposed to be an eight but he was shooting NCIS New Orleans that's now cancelled so

Anthony:

now there's more time

Michael:

I liked how he was still running the simulation tests as they're right up until and they got the one that worked I guess a couple things I liked with Ted says I thought you were invincible let's see how invincible your black ass is now but but why is there a steering wheel in the car

Anthony:

to direct the Rockets on the side? I don't think that's how I don't know because there is one so why not leave it there

Michael:

yeah I don't think that's it I don't think that's I don't think that's all I was. I was I was like wondering what the fuck is he going to turn that thing? And is a runner gonna turn but not shit won't happen because there's no your air so fucking nothing's gonna happen yeah turn the wheels go ahead feel like a big boy feel like a big boy room turn the wheel Oh tears is driving you know he is you know he's driving that thing on this side of the car. Big Boy gonna turn that wheel. So now but after so they get up into space. But now we go back down to the land. That's where we get the Hulk caravan shit that you love. Everything you love about this series happens in this caravan. I know it does. Okay. Well you don't think it does. You don't like the the the magnets that they they pull they they somehow in the short span of time took their magnet idea built super fucking magnets and put them in all their cars. Yeah.

Anthony:

And that's like, what 20 minutes?

Michael:

Yeah, for them you know if you're a little baby could do it in a day. But he's just a learning right now. I just want to I want to Dom to use them and then say magnets bit like like, give me a call back to Breaking Bad so you can at least give someone who used that idea. First nod you know would have been good though again.

Anthony:

I yeah. What it is all the shit that they build on the fly. They somehow every like the magnets and the cars, or the supercars that Dom needs to fucking drive to our miles an hour on snow in Russia. They seem to build anything they want. And it takes less time than it takes me and my five year old son to put together a $15 Lego set takes a hyper I mean, he Oh, no, he's, he's good at the Legos. But I'm saying you know, it doesn't take that long, but it seems like they can build the ship quicker than I can do that.

Michael:

Yeah, well, yeah. You can't you maybe you just suck

Anthony:

what I don't I'm good at Legos. I'm really good.

Michael:

How are you good at Legos. It's just fucking looking at directions and putting together when I was a kid I was gonna Legos. I had all these sets, but I didn't build them that way I created i didn't i didn't go by the patterns. I made my day.

Anthony:

How many people can't do that though.

Michael:

Oh, okay. Well, we would do that all the time. Because we didn't have like, you know, we were kids. They buy just a bunch of fucking Legos. They wouldn't buy you, you know, build this thing here. They had them but that's not how I got mine. That's not how I got it at all. But I think Han had one of the best lines movie after they get into that truck. You know, he backs his shit up just like in number four. Remember when he whips that truck around and hooks up to the tankers. He did that same move in this to get hooked up to that like personnel vehicle. Yeah. But like eventually when he puts that bomb on the guy he goes you're gonna kill us all and he's like, not all of us badass line. Yeah was guys Oh, hon. parachute blow up he had that is probably the best line in the movie. Let's say that's probably in my opinion as I go my answers and fago is great. My assets and toigo it the imagery of that could be spicy food. It could literally be on fire like it was. But not all of us. That's

Anthony:

a great you know what now I'm gonna throw this up there as far as best lines. Helen Mirren don't get killed Dom You're my favorite American.

Michael:

Oh, that's true. That's a good one. Auto turning on Jacob. I don't think that was a good idea. He sets up His big user, but how many of us would would live through a unwanted billboard to the back of the head

Anthony:

We already had this I just it's the same thing Dom has had gone through the top of the doorway. We Yeah, it's true. We are going live.

Michael:

Dom this is somebody else. This is somebody else. This is a non DOM. So his, he might not have the special shirt on. He has Looney Tunes blood.

Anthony:

They injected these people with blood so they can't ever die or get hurt. That's what it's not even adamantium. It's Looney Tunes blood. Somebody found out a way to extract that from the cartoons. Put it in the sons of bitches. Now they can't die. They just bend and get wonky and go through walls.

Michael:

Yes, true. Okay, okay. They're all they're fucking they're they're the the Coyote. Everyone's the coyote or the Roadrunner. And these are this franchise

Anthony:

that's acted with bugs x.

Michael:

Bugs x. I like it that they they end up helping Jacob because you never turn your back on family. Even data on you. Well, to me, it's even if they try to kill you. Did he did? He did?

Anthony:

This is like, so all of a sudden, it's like all the bad shit Jacob did. It's all like, yeah, forgive him because he decides to help them only because he got kicked off the other team.

Unknown:

Oh, yeah.

Michael:

You know, so I got cut. I need to I need a new team now. Oh, you can be on ours. You're a Toronto.

Anthony:

The only other team left? I guess.

Michael:

Yeah. Yeah, that's only

Anthony:

one team. Literally. He's only because he got kicked off the other team. It's not like it's just that's what it is.

Michael:

So but what I what I love what happens next is he runs away. And then they get their cars out and they try to stop the thing by pulling all those vehicles in front of it. Yeah, think of how many people the next day are not going to be able to go to work because they fucking destroyed every fucking car up and down that street. And how many bodies there might be in those cars too well, that and then there's also a lot of streets that are going to be closed down that you can't get through to get to work either. So they fucked up people's lives they have fucked up people. And there's one scene when they first turned on the magnets a little earlier that you see people in a store and shit rushes by them it would have went through them there's dead bodies there's those people are dead and that like that we're in a store.

Anthony:

There's pens and forks and Oh yeah,

Michael:

yeah little shit it does all this

Anthony:

doesn't bring the big shit it brings even the little shit. I mean you seriously like you think what if like, what there's a home goods store on that street? Like you got earrings you got kitchen shrapnel coming at you from every angle.

Michael:

Yeah, and the handles are wooden so it's gonna be point first right

Anthony:

crude spatula through the trachea.

Michael:

Oh, yeah. And and but what we get but what I love about this is we get when lady can't make it to the front because she kills all the cops. For some reason the innocent cops are all dead. Because she Yeah. I mean, she did she electrocuted a man's fucking mouth. We get awesome Jacob drifting into action. Your favorite he just drift right fucking in there. He gives you Tokyo Drift action and a kneisel tuner. And just in time for the insane for the insane parts that you love the most. Yes. It just it just is what it is now. But it clips over to Roman and Tez with their magnets failing in space, like you said earlier. Yeah, because they fail. They have to turn on the NAS. And ram that fucker. That's what they did bet is not

Anthony:

even working space. I don't even know.

Michael:

I have no clue. That's That's, uh, I don't it is a fuel. I'm guessing it's it depends on if it's how it's how its administered. I don't know how it hits that cuz I know air fuel is a lot of what they use. So, like, are solid or is it solid? I don't even know they use they use something special for space and hope tezz knew what it was he made a special batch. We just don't know what it is. He made a special batch. Like like brownies. He made a special batch of brownies.

Anthony:

Yeah, this one. Because they they were stuck up there for a while to,

Michael:

uh, well,

Anthony:

you know that we'll get to that. How did they keep air or oxygen in the air? Oh,

Michael:

well, they were in their suits. So my guess is they probably had an oxygen tank somewhere in there.

Anthony:

Yeah, but how long is that gonna last?

Michael:

Well, it could last a while if they have an oxygen that you there's things that can make oxygen assuming

Anthony:

that they're super human. They probably hold their breath for a couple days.

Michael:

And there's there's machines that make oxygen for people who have COPD that don't have a ton It can make it so I'm going to assume that type of technology that you and I don't know that Mr. Nobody gave them

Anthony:

yes he

Michael:

has it within 10 minutes notice right but not him but his Mr. The other guy the other the Mr. No Name. Yeah. So little nobody will know by now we get to the awesome epic part where DOM and his brother flip the big downto War Machine out of the big fucking semi prevail

Anthony:

1000 ton. Yeah, somebody from hell.

Michael:

And he what's great about that is he flips it they get in there they show him doing the thing they get her out and Dom right like a fucking surfboard. My favorite part. He's looking out there and he sees bitches a plane or jet because you know, she's flying or jet out there and he's like, Oh, shit. And I like how he throws a bomb out so that he can bounce it over to flip it because this is I know this is your favorite part because it's realistic it was Rosa get eight out and it flips the thing that he's in so that he can jump into the seat and cold it onto the road as right just as it reaches the cliff side. And then he could tail whip it like he could fucking you know the drifting that's where the drifting comes in. You could you drift it and you let that tail whip out and he took and took out that plane man. You know you love that. You know, that's the most exciting moment in the in the fucking movie.

Anthony:

Oh, it really did it for me. I was like, yeah, now.

Michael:

But what but what you find out is cipher was not really flying the jet. It was a drone. And she's pissed and they still haven't caught her. They still like, like they

Anthony:

and then they'll haven't caught her. No, they haven't. And then, of course after all this, this, you know, gigantic explosion. We finally see his white tank top. It's just like a

Michael:

couple. Barely as Oh, black must smudge on the

Anthony:

front. Not so much as like a barbecue. But just a little off color.

Michael:

It's like he was working on his car and he accidentally hit his shirt with his wrench. Like, yeah, that's not even

Anthony:

it didn't even touch it was just more the essence of the wrench. got off just a little bit.

Michael:

Your essence of wrench. Yes. So so. So this series loves this movie loves the callbacks. What's the next callback they do after this after they get done? And him DOM and Jacob meet up? What's the next callback? They do?

Anthony:

The 10 second car.

Michael:

Yeah, if somebody wants gave me a second chance by giving me a 10 second car. And then that's it said, so we know he's coming back. Right? He has to be john cena is going to be a nice one.

Anthony:

Yeah, I mean, I would assume

Michael:

you think that's the rock replacement? Or do you think they're going to coax rock? Because you know, here's the thing is could be all a moneymaker. They could be saying rocks not coming back rocks are coming back then Cena and rock going at it in a movie somehow that will probably generate money

Anthony:

that he's not coming back to natural, Fast and Furious movie with Vin Diesel's all,

Michael:

you don't see you say that. But this move. I don't say that hurt a little bit. He said it. He says that. But I'm saying your seat. You're perceiving it that way. Because that's what we were told. But we also money is a motivator. And if they thought they can make over a billion dollars, you think they'll throw enough money back into it?

Anthony:

He'll do it.

Michael:

And they you know, hey, if it's worth it, if they know they can get two or 300? More million, why wouldn't you give him 20 or 30 to come back?

Anthony:

I think it would take more than that, though.

Michael:

That's a lot of fucking money to turn down. That's like, you have to really hate that mother.

Anthony:

A lot of money already.

Michael:

Okay. All right. So

Anthony:

I don't know. I mean, I think if they say we will pay you half of your current net worth to do I don't know what it would take.

Michael:

Yeah, yeah. He did. 100 million, here's 100 million to come back. Right? And do this. He's worth more than 100 you know that

Anthony:

I have no idea what his net worth is. So.

Michael:

So. All right. So I will read the next one. Are you ready?

Anthony:

I'm ready.

Michael:

Always forgot one thing, your thing earlier, they did roll up on the International Space Station looking like a pair of fucking minions. And that's ridiculous. But it makes sense. Because the suits have to pressurize like he said, Yes, it's a bit of pressure of space. So

Anthony:

I just wanna throw in. And this is just according to Google, but it does say the Rock's net worth is 320 million. Take that as you will. So

Michael:

So yeah, 100 million. So that means Riyadh is worth more than him. Did you know that? I know. She's the first female artists to be worth a billion or something just came out. Okay. So I didn't know she was because I didn't I'm not a big fan. But I didn't know she made that much money doing what she does.

Anthony:

I will invite her to next birthday party I'll get a good present I hope

Michael:

invited to the barbecue from expensive man. Are you ready? I'm ready to go the next one. The team celebrates their success with a barbecue at Donna's house. What's the number

Anthony:

1327 dogs while preparing a DOM shell of a house because it's still being rebuilt?

Michael:

Yes. Still not. It's still not built. Well, while preparing to say grace, Brian O'Connor arrives in his car. So everyone's at the queue. This time we have everyone even the Tokyo Drift crowd. We've got it all happy time. Um, I mean, Shawn and Han are back together. I guess. I think we need a movie of them again, like a Han and Shawn movie. I think fnf presents Han and Shawn. Like that. It rolls off the tongue on and Shawn. Yeah. I mean, and then we can get Twinkie in there and his friend and we can use the jet cars. Maybe we can have some sort of weird side hustle thing going on. I would love to see that.

Anthony:

They get into rocket racing.

Michael:

rocket. Right. And it's and it's a seedy world. And there's cheaters and they find the cheaters and

Anthony:

Han and Shawn Rocket League. They should make a movie out of Rocket League. And they will be drivers yell about that shit.

Michael:

Oh, that'd be fucking weird to sell. But that'd be like roller ball. Some futuristic weird looking sport. Rolling. Like

Anthony:

Bad, bad, bad movie.

Michael:

Which one the first one or the second one?

Anthony:

They made a second roll.

Michael:

You know the original? Yeah, with LL Cool J i

Anthony:

think Oh, cool. J knows. Oh, yeah. And Kevin or Chris Klein?

Michael:

Yeah, but there's a there's one years ago in the 70s that was made.

Anthony:

Oh, no. Okay. I thought you meant they made a sequel that?

Michael:

No. Oh, no. I know the piece. Both the original and the new one. Do you know?

Anthony:

Yeah, of which I speak.

Michael:

You know which piece of shit that I speak of? There's two. Although the original rollerball wasn't that bad? It was good. It was I mean, as a kid, I watched it. Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe watch it now. Maybe you do a review on it. It could be a different story. You never know. You never know someone might you know, someone might actually request it. Because we're doing that contest on the normal podcast. And you know, you might be doing it. You didn't even want to. I'm having

Anthony:

a baby sick that day.

Michael:

Right. So I like how little B is playing with the space shuttle in a car. Yeah. Did you see that? Yes, I That's funny. But is it too early to hand him the corona? At this age? Like, like, you know, he's learning how to use the wrench. Does he need to learn how to hold his Rona. Now?

Anthony:

He didn't take an empty Corona bottle and put some apple juice in it?

Michael:

Yeah. Yeah, sure. You can you can get him comfortable with the idea of holding the bottle. You know? There you go. That's a good idea. And then, you know, obviously, look who shows up. We don't actually see him in this movie. Spoiler alert, but you're supposed to assume that Brian is at the queue. Do you think they're going to try and do another CGI face thing and have him show up in one of these future movies?

Anthony:

I don't know. I would just say don't. Because,

Michael:

okay, you know, just don't that stupid? Yes. Don't do it. Just get his times where you got to say no, to the to the impulse of what you're doing. So did you want to read this? Next one. Did you want to go with Oh, yeah. So

Anthony:

what we have at this point, you know, end of the movie, but in a mid credit scene at the end. Decker Shaw has someone in a punching bag. He keeps punching out which is awesome. And is surprised that Han arrives at his door. So we want to know now what

Michael:

so what the hell is happening here and what does on one because we know but here we know that they did they didn't contrive that. hotshot wasn't shot wasn't a part of faking his death, was he?

Anthony:

I don't think so.

Michael:

So, so now he shows up and can show hasn't seen him yet. So Sean's like, Hey, I thought I killed you. So I wonder what this whole thing is gonna be? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think in the next one, we're gonna learn something pretty cool. And I'm guessing that's where the story we're going to get more Han story. Yeah, and I think that's cool, because he's the best character in the series, of course. And I want to speculate on something else. Early area in the movie or a cipher said something about Nordic bloodline. Yeah. What did she mean with him? Do you think that Jacob isn't really his like blood brother, do you think they're like, adopted and somehow he's from some, maybe there's some other evil entity that he's related to that we're gonna find out.

Anthony:

They're related to somebody else that they don't know about.

Michael:

So I'm saying, like, cuz they always assume they're from the same mother. I wonder if some other person's gonna show up and we're gonna find some new piece of family there. I didn't know about

Anthony:

they got a sister.

Michael:

But they do have a sister. It's me. Oh, Mia. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy, we've got another sister. Yeah. Because, you know, it'll be interesting to see what will happen because it because you know, the the Toronto's and their noroton Nordic bloodlines? They don't have they don't mean. And Dom don't look anything like john cena. No. So there you go. That's the movie. That's

Anthony:

Yeah, we find out. Yeah, maybe DOM and Jacob have two different moms.

Michael:

That's I'm saying I'm thinking there might have been a thing here. Yeah, I don't know. And the mother might still be alive and be some sort of evil person that we don't know about our or being held against her will and they need to go Springer together. Like I'm saying there's so many so many ways this could go now cipher

Anthony:

ciphers their cousin.

Michael:

Yeah, you're right. Well find out that somehow they're related all Fuck, but ciphers want to point it out there Nordic bloodline, so I don't know. Yeah. All right. Who knows? So, you ready to that's the end of that. So do you want to get into our biggest bang?

Anthony:

Let's do it.

Michael:

All right. You're gonna do yours first or me?

Anthony:

I'll bang first.

Michael:

love it when you bang. Here you go.

Anthony:

Alright, so um, you actually said this was one of the best lines of the movie. This was one of my favorite action moments, hon. kicking the guy out with the grenade parachute open. And he blows up midair. That was good.

Michael:

That's a good bang.

Anthony:

That was a good one. That's a good bang.

Michael:

that's a that's a nice bang. All right. Okay, I've got a my biggest bang. I'll hit it for you. Space bitch. When they go into space, obviously. That's the fucking most ridiculous thing that happens in the movie. It's got the biggest thing and then a fucking run over a fucking satellite with their ceramic car that won't blow up because it's so special. The biggest, most ludicrous bang of the movie and ludicrous is even in the movie. All right. Wow. Are you ready? For the six pack back? I'm ready. All right. I'll go first on this one. Okay. Okay. My first thing Han lives. That's my first favorite thing. This fucking movie on lives, man. That's all I gotta say about that. All right on lives. Justice for Han. I guess that was a hashtag for a while. I was never involved in that. But I guess that was a thing and a lot of people wept when they saw Han alive on that screen. Are you ready?

Anthony:

I'm ready. All right, hon. Being back was gonna be one of mine as well. But um, I will give you a rowdy work in the pit. Oh,

Michael:

yeah, rowdy,

Anthony:

we come full circle the Days of Thunder rowdy is now working the pit.

Michael:

That is how adjacent This is with the with the racing culture of Days of Thunder. And this Yeah, that is that is a that is amazing. That is amazing that having a live in the same universe. Oh man. So let's Okay, I got my next one. I got a great one for you. All the Montecito action, the landmines, the bridges, the jet cars, the swinging cars you know the falling out of your car and almost blowing up on a landmine and let's make it look like you die cuz we didn't talk about earlier but how that fucking vehicle look like it's flat in the room and he comes walking from behind, you know? Yeah. And they have that conversation later. You ever notice how nothing ever happens to us? And you know, the end like what happens when when you test a theory and it comes true. It's like, Oh, so you know, it's a theory or whatever it is like, you're the dumbest shit I've ever heard. You know, he's like, maybe like a dog. Dumb ass. Yeah, maybe you're just but this movie one things that one thing like it did. It knows what it is when it talks about that. It knows that it's being ridiculous. So at least it's self aware. Are you ready?

Anthony:

I'm ready. I love that your whole montage there of six pack. could have been any one of the generic moments of the movie too. But go ahead.

Michael:

I like I like the deck. Here you go.

Anthony:

Helen Mirren out running the cops. Some of the best drive In the whole fucking series. Yeah, bad ass Helen Mirren.

Michael:

I think doncha drove and got that 15% though. Yeah, but that's illegal. Oh, true and he's legit either over Yeah, he's legit now although he'll kill all the police in that town where they pull down all these fucking power lines come on out and how illegal that was

Anthony:

casualties of war.

Michael:

Yeah, you know it's the trolley problem. We got to kill a few people because to save millions right? Yes save millions. Alright, here we go. My last they weren't related to

Anthony:

him so it was fine he only cares if you're related or if your family

Michael:

but what if there's a distant bloodline but he feel bad? Okay anyways, I gotta I gotta go. I gotta go. And obviously Buster pulling into the barbecue. That's that's obviously one of the better moments which is sad. It's the last thing you fucking see pretty much.

Anthony:

It's almost like, did you have to remind us though? It wasn't a good. Well, you know,

Michael:

it reminded us that he's in still alive in that world.

Anthony:

Right so

Michael:

I guess he keeps keeps living in that world.

Anthony:

It's getting bad.

Michael:

Yep. Do you have one more?

Anthony:

I do. I'm cipher playing the mind games. On Jacob. annato. Yo, oh, yeah. pop it up. It's at or puppet with the hand up its ass and then Jacob. Yeah, Ganga is Khan's little daddy issue. nobody's heard of him yet again.

Michael:

nobody's heard of him either. Like that is funny. Yeah. That's fucking him. I

Anthony:

read your second card. That's what I do.

Unknown:

Alright,

Michael:

generic. You first this time go first go. Oh, me. I'll go to go first. All right. For me, young DOM. The guy they picked four didn't look like DOM. Like they could have picked a more of a meathead guy. And they could have done better. Yeah, yeah,

Anthony:

I gotcha.

Michael:

What about you? You ready?

Anthony:

I'm ready. All right. Um, so first, Ferro driving through a satellite in space. Too easy. For generic. That's low hanging fruit. But my generic is one that actually I dislike a lot. I would say this might be my generic moment of the entire series.

Michael:

Oh, we are we gonna we might have to make that a thing.

Anthony:

I get well, we're not I'm wrapping it up. Now. I'm already telling you. Well, no, ask me between both now I'm putting a condom on it right now. I'm wrapping it up. Um, the which we already talked about. We didn't really care for the actors too well, for the flashback flashbacks. The whole scene with lender getting beat down what you know, gets down in jail and everything. I hated the way they did that. Because it's like, You ruined part of the first movie for me. Because in the first movie, when DOM is, first of all, when DOM is talking to Brian and telling him what he did, and beat the guy down, yeah, no, I didn't intend to keep him but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. And then Dom talking about what happened. You know, he's a janitor now has to take the bus to work. Like that whole thing. I'm gonna tell you right now, that's probably some of the best acting in the entire franchise. Dom telling that story might be the best acted scene in the entire franchise to be honest with you. But when you hear that in the, you know, in the first movie, it's like, you feel sorry for that guy. You feel sorry for Do you see the remorse he has? For what he did? Yeah. So then to come back and do this and like, show that story. You ruined it. Yeah. Linda is a fucking asshole. Like the Way Don tells that story. It was almost just like you think of it as like, it's just a reaction. It was blind rage. He saw him and couldn't help himself. And then you show him being a complete fucking prick. So it takes away everything about that scene and the first one to me.

Michael:

Yeah, cuz lender Roo had a little bit of credibility. Like he was just a normal guy and, and it seemed like Dom just had rage on the person, not how he was acting right now. Yeah, like you said, and now it's like I get Yeah, it kind of cheapens the moment

Anthony:

that was a big fuck up to me to do that like that in this movie. Yeah,

Unknown:

I hate it.

Michael:

I'm with you.

Anthony:

Like you really ruin I bet you know, you ruined that scene from from the first one by doing that and like you said cheapened it

Michael:

I have got a couple more generics Do you Where are you gonna go out throw a couple out here. Here we go. We already mentioned it in the throwaway comment that fucking bowl cut that cipher is wearing like fucking

Anthony:

Well, there you go, because that was my generic with her on the other side. film was her dreads

Michael:

her hair choices. Not great now, but hey, maybe maybe they're all her choices, which then would be even worse. So there it is. I mean, you can live your best life Do whatever you want, but

Anthony:

I'm allowed to not like your haircut. I'm just like, don't look like you belong in hackers.

Unknown:

You belong in this movie?

Anthony:

Because she finds it hackers.

Michael:

What those styles All right. Okay, so I got one more do you is that is that all you had to? That's all that was your big one. Right that

Anthony:

in the fuckin I said the fear of crash into the satellite in space, but whatever.

Michael:

Okay, but that was the low hanging. Okay, I got one more. Here we go. All right. So while I while I find it hilarious and funny, sometimes it's too self aware. You know, like Rome speech. We're not normal. And other small comments. Sometimes you hear from other people, I believe. lady said something at some point in the movie, where it was very self aware. Or like when they when they did the swing? They said that's new, you know? Yeah, like they were just they were a little too self where they didn't need the comment. We if we had the action without the comment, it wouldn't have felt as bad as it did for you Even I think, because then it's like, oh, they're just celebrating the ridiculous is, which is okay, you can celebrate it without celebrating it. Like you don't have to bake a cake and put candles on it every time you do a fucking great move. You know, you can just let it lay the way it was. And they'll be just fine. Yeah, that's just my opinion.

Anthony:

I don't know at this point in the franchise that you almost have to acknowledge how ridiculous it is.

Michael:

Yeah, you're right about that. It's true. So I've got just a few facts here. There's not a lot. This was released Exactly. 20 years after the Fast and Furious the first one. So Exactly. I'm good. Nothing. Oh, nobody hit your button. I can hear if you're on mute yourself. Why here? Yeah, unmute yourself. And I'm like, Yeah, and I think that you got to say some Sorry, no. So, red digital cinema paid for heavy product placement of their hydrogen, one smartphone. However, poor sales caused the company to discontinue it and exit the smartphone business in November 2019 after filming had completed, but months before the film was to be released. The covid 19 pandemic delayed the film in mid to mid 2021. Over a year after the phone was discontinued. Wow. Yeah, yeah, shit happens, you know. Tyrese Gibson announced on November 1 2017 that he would not be in this movie if Dwayne Johnson were in it. So it's not just DOM. I feel these are a bunch of ninny heads. The two did not get along and Tyree feet retirees refused to work with him. Work with him in November 2017 when Johnson announced that he would pass on this movie Gibson participant. Gibson's participation wasn't sure it again and to me, Dwayne Johnson way better person as an actor than Tyrese Gibson like or Vin Diesel. Tyrese has a skill. Yeah, well, he has this Yeah, or Vin Diesel. Like so. To me. It shows me they don't like the cachet. He brings in how professional because it sounds like from donousa or from Dwayne Johnson say that he brought professionalism and didn't like some of the shit they pulled. Yeah. And they didn't like the way he felt about it. It's all I'm saying. So during the barbecue scene at the end of the film, Brian O'Connor can be seen pulling up to the toreto house in a Bayside blue. Your favorite? Oh yeah, Nissan Skyline, the same one he drove and fast and furious in 2009. before he passed away, Paul Walker really did own a Bayside blue Nissan Skyline are 34 valued at approximately one point $37 million. Hmm.

Anthony:

So one thing I yeah, sorry, I made me think of this. When you asked about do you think they're gonna CGI him? And again, I'd say don't do it. That last scene though. That would have been a good one to do it. Just him pulling up to the barbecue

Michael:

and then just and then having the window go down and maybe the CGI based on

Anthony:

that would have been a good like I would have liked that the CGI there. That's not good enough. Yes.

Michael:

Cuz I looked at some of the stuff from seven and they're brought his brothers are saying build so it would have right, it would have worked. So that's all that's all the facts I've got for you. Are you ready to rate this bitch?

Anthony:

Let's read it.

Michael:

I'll go first because it's probably the most interesting. Well, I just wanna say we saw this one together. It makes him happy. I held his hands. We share popcorn. It was great bullshit.

Anthony:

We did. Hold hands. I didn't have popcorn. I had cookie dough bites and a cherry icy

Michael:

it that makes it a great movie to me from the jump, or at least a pleasant experience because I got to share it with him. I personally enjoyed all the stunts in the movie that he didn't probably. I like it that they aren't afraid to up the ante on the action and do some crazy stuff. I like that it takes me to space, it uses magnets. It gives me more family. It gives me back Han. It does so much. But the biggest problem with the movie is it's a little too self aware. It's like it knows how over the top it is and leans into it a little too much. For this, I can't give it as high a score as I may have wanted. I give this movie 16 cants. Okay, so there you go. That was my review. All right.

Anthony:

My review my my experience did not start off well, because I went to see it with dipshit who was driving like he was in the movie Fast and Furious all the way to the theater. three inches behind every car he drove behind on the freeway, like a dick. I mean, like a dick. These are the people I flip off when I'm on the road and see them doing this.

Michael:

Now I was not Don't be that way. That's my friend. Were

Anthony:

you lying sack of shit. Your daughter went to the movies with us. Let's ask her because she was in the car to the fact that we got to the movie and back home alive I am thankful for. So that was my movie experience. Saving Grace was I got to have my cookie dough bites and cherry ice because that's my jam at the movies. Now, as far as the movie itself, is this whole series has been like a roller coaster started up good went downhill. What Back up, back down. This one went down. Again. The things that fucked it up. JOHN CENA, I'm sorry. I don't think I'm ever gonna find a haircut on that guy. That's gonna work for him. I don't know if he should try going bald and shaving it or what? But he's got this little boy haircut on a dude, that's way too ripped. I didn't care for the flashbacks that much because the actors just didn't work for me. Again, I talked about the whole scene with beating Linder down. It's got they ruined the essence of the whole story in the first one when he told it, Michelle Rodriguez. We've slammed her mic moreso than me. But what I realized was driving me nuts with her is in every movie now any kind of emotion they're trying to get out of her is not working any like feelings for Dom or sadness. It does not work. And it's getting worse. So overall, there's some some good stuff. But now again, we're strapping rockets on our ass and going into space now. It's just getting more ridiculous. It's just too much bullshit. Way too much. It's you can't listen, when you put too much in a pot pie. The crust is going to explode. You're just gonna have a fucking mushy mess of bullshit. So this movie gets 10 cans. And there it's lucky to go Holy shit. lucky to get that.

Michael:

Well, that's easy. That makes it a 13 can movie right?

Anthony:

We have to also be able to somehow explain that yes, Mia can go join this adventure. But Brian staying home to babysit. Hey, we had to throw that in.

Michael:

Amen. That that? You know, we know why Brian is a better with kids than her

Anthony:

right? Of course.

Michael:

Obviously,

Anthony:

he's domesticated.

Michael:

She's probably like B and little.

Anthony:

She's probably like okay, since you're the one that finally knows how to work the van door. You say home

Michael:

a B and little B needs some time need some me time with each other you know big be a little be need that. Who knows how well their kids you know is I think it's even older so we haven't even seen those kids. Anyways, those are the ones are going to be in the movies in the future when they keep this and fast and furious 20

Anthony:

which will be actually not in the future it will be in the past because time travel.

Michael:

Oh yeah. Well, it gets wibbly wobbly. Like the timing Why me? Lovely stuff like wasn't called a doctor who? So um, that's it? Do you have anything you want to say to these people that you haven't?

Anthony:

Just thank you for listening. We appreciate it very much. Hope you enjoyed this episode. And we're entertained in some way, shape or form. And if you haven't seen f nine yet and you listen to this, make your own decision if you want to sorry. It's okay. I personally wait for Netflix to vireo but do what you do. Apparently a lot of you have seen it because it's making bank but please visit the website. Check us out. Follow us leave comments. Let us know what movies you'd like us to do. And Godspeed.

Michael:

Yes, and thank you for saving Han. And making this a pleasant experience for us to talk about this movie. That's what I want to tell the world

Anthony:

are at the end of the franchise kind of Mo, they're gonna do other ones,

Michael:

but for this whole, so yes, this. So this is the last one of the movies, of course. So we're gonna bring out our next one. And the next thing we do is going to be called a wrap up show. We're gonna make it two weeks after this one. So that way we have time to develop it. And we're gonna give out awards based on what's happened in these movies. Over all the movies and whatnot, and you can it'll be fun. It'll be fun won't

Anthony:

Don't ask me that make me answer honestly, because I don't know. It will be fun for me. Oh, it's gonna be easy for me. Not fun. Every bad word is going to Tokyo Drift so

Michael:

Oh, no. best character.

Anthony:

Other than best character. I don't know, though.

Michael:

We got to decide what it's gonna take two weeks.

Anthony:

You ever tell you right now? You got Han? Listen between Han Jason stay them. Helen Mirren and Charlie's their own. I mean, we've got some coffee. Her hair

Michael:

cuts her hair cuts automatically disqualifier? No,

Anthony:

john cenas does.

Michael:

So anyways. You're gonna hear us you're gonna hear us do it. And we'll give you all that so you guys have a good one.